I've been AFK for a week because foster meowmy is painting and she says I spend too much time playing in the plastic drop cloths. She keeps putting me in the guest room!
I don't know WHEN she's gonna be done with this...she said something about new counters this week. In the kitchen. That means NO cooking. I don't like that. I've got my spot (it's an Ollie Stool) that sits RIGHT BY the cooktop where I can smell all the good smells. No good smells this week. More of that painting stuff. New counters.
And foster meowmy BARELY has time for me and Howdy. The only time she pays attention to me is when I play in the plastic. And she wonders why I do that. Hmpf.